interludeblonde:

aggressivelyinarticulate:

smatter:

bey0nd-my-thoughts:

paradiseprogram:

bye mom

This needs to be in the post with all the gateways to hell.

um what

ur kinda new here aren’t u

old tumblr users: cute. we should put this in the gateways to hell post.
new tumblr users: WHAT. ISNT ANYONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE KID

interludeblonde:

aggressivelyinarticulate:

smatter:

bey0nd-my-thoughts:

paradiseprogram:

bye mom

This needs to be in the post with all the gateways to hell.

um what

ur kinda new here aren’t u

old tumblr users: cute. we should put this in the gateways to hell post.

new tumblr users: WHAT. ISNT ANYONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE KID

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dogapult:

today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread

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Reblog if you want your followers to ask you random questions.  

Reblog if you want your followers to ask you random questions.  

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claronso:

ㅤㅤ “the most important leaf in human history

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egberts:

"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr

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